these are the strangest of things;
the best of ideas, but the worst of luck. expectations low, happiness high.
But it’s okay. I’m getting stronger and better than ever. One day, one step at a time.
why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent
no because it’s dead
THAT HAPPENED 65 MILLION YEARS AGO